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Standing is Stupid


How I feel about working out:

Standing is Stupid
-Shel Silverstein

Standing is stupid,
Crawling’s a curse,
Skipping is silly,
Walking is worse.
Hopping is hopeless,
Jumping a chore,
Sitting is senseless,
Leaning’s a bore.
Running’s ridiculous.
Jogging’s insane–
Guess I’ll go upstairs and
Lie down again.

One Comment leave one →
  1. jasmin permalink
    2012-03-28 6:08 PM

    I’am doing this poem for verse speaking in my school

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